beysexuality:

*Beyoncé voice* Okay ladies now just what in Tarnation

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knitmeapony:

evilsupplyco:

PRO: neat flaming skull!

CON: studio might burn down

I’m picturing you typing this like

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weavemama:

I have no sympathy for all of the (ex) trump supporters who are JUST NOW feeling regretful. fuck you, fuck your vote, and fuck your decision to jeopardize millions of lives because you wanted to whine about a bunch of emails

(via minorbruise)

pajamaben:

Rules for meeting a dog:

1) be cool

2) pet it

3) do not steal it

4) stop running from the owner

5) put it down

6) this isn’t worth jail time

(via minorbruise)

starlightmagika:

one-time-i-dreamt:

I got a tattoo of Casper the friendly ghost on my thigh. When I would slap it, he’d whisper the answers to my math test to me. If anyone else tried to slap it, Casper would say “not so friendly now, huh?” and then proceed to choke them.

man, paying attention to who’s posting these makes a huge difference

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